queensimia:

taokan:

valerieparker:

smoking-sections:

adimals:

crowcrow:

WISHBONE!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSS

OH MY GOD THIS WAS THE DOG THAT READ BOOKS AND THEN WENT ON THE ADVENTURES IN THE BOOKS OH MY HEART CAN’T TAKE SEVEN YEAR OLD KATIE IS WEEPING

 MOTHA FUCKIN WISHBONE

CHRIST, WISHBONE. RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD.

It’s Tweezlebutt! :D

Some time ago Mom was trying and failing to remember Wishbone’s name. “You know, the dog that dresses up and acts out books… the little Jack Russell, what’s his name… Tweezlebutt, I dunno!”

We later decided he had a less well-to-do cousin named Sparklenads.

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sushinfood:

fuckyesmermaids:

fireswamps:

Military Phonetic Alphabet

via itinerantdispatches

THANK YOU I use these all the time when people don’t understand a letter or something, and they look at me like I’m crazy.

when i was in army cadets i memorized this using the poke-rap

*cries*

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marykay1880:

ineslovesdc:

mccnshine:

Links for bored people. You’re welcome.

• For the artist
• For the “chill” folk
• For those who want to waste a good minute
• For the traveler
• For the music lover
• For the writer
• For those who want to be inspired.
• For those who seek adventure
• For those who want to relax.

THANK YOU INTERNET

but this is seriously the coolest collection of webpages ever

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suburbanfamilymovienight:

SUBURBANFAMILYMOVIENIGHTS 413 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!

hey guys so i finally hit my goal of 413 followers (hell yes) so im gonna do an ultra mega epic giveaway!

REQUIREMENTS:

• you must be following me! this giveaway is for my followers, and i will check if you are following
• as many likes/reblogs as you want, but try not to annoy your followers too much
• no giveaway/prize blogs please
• you must be comfortable with giving me your address if you are chosen for a prize that requires shipping

PRIZES:

• 1st prize: a $10 giftcard to whatpumpkin! wowee!
• 2nd prize: a scarf i hand knit of any color you want! wow!
  
• 3rd prize: a 2k word fanfiction of your otp! whoa!
• and each winner gets a follow from me! stop the presses!

this contest ends 2 months from now (july 3) so reblog by then

good luck!

classyshippingblog:

me too, jesus

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child-of-clay:

im-electric-sympathy:

i made sum pancakes

oh my god are you shitting me

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shamusiel:

SEND ME A  ♪ I WILL PUT MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND GIV E YOU A SONG AND MY FAVORITE LINE FROM IT

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michellicopter:

michellicopter:

Michellicopter giveaway: REBOOT

Because unfortunately Tumblr did not condone my first attempt at this, so I’m trying this again with some additional poopy rules. (Apologies if the new rules are really restrictive; I’m paranoid of getting shut down again.)

RULES!

• Ends May 10 @ 11:59 pm (EST)
• Reblogs/likes don’t count toward entry, only signal boosting (which is much appreciated!)
• To enter, submit your URL in the form at the bottom of this post or at the form’s link
• Multiple entries accepted!
• You don’t have to be following me
• Must be 18+
• Must reside in USA
• Make sure your askbox is open so I can contact you if you win!

WINNERS!

• THERE WILL BE THREE
• ALL THREE GET four mini prints (like half a postcard size, they’re tiny) of their choice from my art tag
• Winners will be selected by a random number generator, the first of which is “first place”
• THAT FIRST PLACE WINNER also gets a full-color drawing request type thing! Neat-o!

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If you’re ineligible, I’m so so so sorry and I hate it too, but I didn’t make some of the rules. Know that my askbox is always open to suggestions/ideas and lbr that’s just as much of a gamble as this is.

Friendly reminder that the deadline is this FRIDAY! My first attempt got shut down by tumblr, and so far I have a small fraction of the entries I did before. :( So TELL YOUR FRIENDS. <3

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